Hope you all have a liberal sense of humor I'm in trouble!!!
(Note this is not really a true WW II incident but..................)
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Sgtleo
Ooo, laaa-laaa! 
I'd be runnin' too...
Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter 'Monday' Poniedzialek
540th Combat Engineer - H&S Company
W's D
Contain yourself woman or else!!
Sgtleo
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