Here is a good one from Mortarude, Patriot Files

Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

Subject:

>>> Why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

>>> >>>

>>>

>>> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to

>>> commit suicide.Let's see now . .

>>>

>>> No beer,

>>>

>>> No bars,

>>>

>>> No television,

>>>

>>> No Playboy or Penthouse,

>>>

>>> No baseball,

>>>

>>> No football,

>>>

>>> No rugby,

>>>

>>> No basketball,

>>>

>>> No hockey,

>>>

>>> No golf,

>>>

>>> No bikinis on the beach,

>>>

>>> No summer mini skirts and braless beauties,

>>>

>>> No pork BBQ,

>>>

>>> No hot dogs,

>>>

>>> No burgers,

>>>

>>> No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,

>>>

>>> No chocolate chip cookies,

>>>

>>> No Christmas,

>>>

>>> Rags for clothes and towels for hats,

>>>

>>> Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there

>>> are no doctors,

>>>

>>> Constant wailing from the guy in the tower,

>>>

>>> You can't shave,

>>>

>>> Your wife can't shave,

>>>

>>> You can't shave your wife,

>>>

>>> Sand is everywhere,

>>>

>>> Sand gets into everything,

>>>

>>> You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper,

>>>

>>> You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning

>>> camel dung,

>>>

>>> The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times,

>>>

>>> Your bride is picked by someone else,

>>>

>>> She smells just like your donkey,

>>>

>>> Your donkey has a better disposition,

>>>

>>> Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get the 27 virgins

>>> and it all gets better!

>>>

>>> Nup,...no mystery here !!!!