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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

 

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

 

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

 

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..

 

 

... you just hoped nobody ever found out ..



   
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And Papa Art. Your secrete is safe with me. And that's about the long & short of it.



   
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