Be Careful of Dozing off in a Chair

I dozed off the other day and our two dogs woke me up. I looked at my watch and it was nine o’clock. I feed the dogs and thought to my self YOU usher in church at ten o’ clock. I jumped in the bath room , did the three S’s and also brushed my teeth and combed my hair. I put on new white shirt and mickey mouse tie. Now some-thing was bothering me. I did not remember going to bed last night. I went to the computer and asked what did I do wrong.. The computer typed out “ THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT NOT SUNDAY MORNING “