Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam

Texas Sheriff Entrance Exam

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriff's Department

was being interviewed.

The sergeant conducting the interview says, "Your qualifications

look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass

before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson .45 pistol across the desk, he

says to the man, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal

aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive

Liberal' Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the sergeant, "When

can you start?"