AI Assistant
Notifications
Clear all

Is sex work?

(@Anonymous)
Joined: 1 second ago
Posts: 0
Translate
English
Spanish
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Arabic
Hindi
Dutch
Polish
Turkish
Vietnamese
Thai
Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Norwegian
Czech
Hungarian
Romanian
Greek
Hebrew
Indonesian
Malay
Ukrainian
Bulgarian
Croatian
Slovak
Slovenian
Serbian
Lithuanian
Latvian
Estonian
  [#3633]

Hey guys, been out for a while. I was TAD (TDY in Army lingo) to New Orleans again. I took some more pictures at the D-Day Museum but most are on B&W film (yes film) so I have to get them developed. Here is a joke that was sent to me a little while ago.

 

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

 

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

 

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

 

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."



   
Quote
Walts Daughter
(@walts-daughter)
Illustrious Member Admin
Joined: 2 years ago
Posts: 12631
Translate
English
Spanish
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Arabic
Hindi
Dutch
Polish
Turkish
Vietnamese
Thai
Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Norwegian
Czech
Hungarian
Romanian
Greek
Hebrew
Indonesian
Malay
Ukrainian
Bulgarian
Croatian
Slovak
Slovenian
Serbian
Lithuanian
Latvian
Estonian
 

So glad you posted that here. Lee and I loved it.

 

:pdt20:


Marion J Chard
Proud Daughter of Walter 'Monday' Poniedzialek
540th Combat Engineer - H&S Company


   
ReplyQuote
(@roque_riojas)
Noble Member Registered
Joined: 20 years ago
Posts: 1078
Translate
English
Spanish
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Arabic
Hindi
Dutch
Polish
Turkish
Vietnamese
Thai
Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Norwegian
Czech
Hungarian
Romanian
Greek
Hebrew
Indonesian
Malay
Ukrainian
Bulgarian
Croatian
Slovak
Slovenian
Serbian
Lithuanian
Latvian
Estonian
 
Hey guys, been out for a while. I was TAD (TDY in Army lingo) to New Orleans again. I took some more pictures at the D-Day Museum but most are on B&W film (yes film) so I have to get them developed. Here is a joke that was sent to me a little while ago.

 

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

 

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

 

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

 

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

After being a pfc, I will add to that pfcs, remark, yes more than 100% pleasure. Let her do all the work, just lay back and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Roque J.(Rocky) Riojas


   
ReplyQuote
(@capto)
Noble Member Registered
Joined: 18 years ago
Posts: 1540
Translate
English
Spanish
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Arabic
Hindi
Dutch
Polish
Turkish
Vietnamese
Thai
Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Norwegian
Czech
Hungarian
Romanian
Greek
Hebrew
Indonesian
Malay
Ukrainian
Bulgarian
Croatian
Slovak
Slovenian
Serbian
Lithuanian
Latvian
Estonian
 
After being a pfc, I will add to that pfcs, remark, yes more than 100% pleasure. Let her do all the work, just lay back and enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That's a PFC for you! You give him a task and he'll find someway to get someone else to do the work!! :pdt12:


Maj Todd O. USMC, Retired
Grandson of LTC John O'Brien


   
ReplyQuote
(@roque_riojas)
Noble Member Registered
Joined: 20 years ago
Posts: 1078
Translate
English
Spanish
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Russian
Chinese
Japanese
Korean
Arabic
Hindi
Dutch
Polish
Turkish
Vietnamese
Thai
Swedish
Danish
Finnish
Norwegian
Czech
Hungarian
Romanian
Greek
Hebrew
Indonesian
Malay
Ukrainian
Bulgarian
Croatian
Slovak
Slovenian
Serbian
Lithuanian
Latvian
Estonian
 
That's a PFC for you! You give him a task and he'll find someway to get someone else to do the work!! :pdt12:

 

ROGER-ROGER- Read you loud and clear, wilco,out!!!!!


Roque J.(Rocky) Riojas


   
ReplyQuote