Women behind the Wheel
Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 90 mph with her face right up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
Is scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusuin of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, and fell into the coffee I had between my legs. Splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruin the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HoBackseat Driver
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange takes place.... The man says, "What's
the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife
a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken
tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail
light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
(The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not
wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to
the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."