Will Roger's advice - on growing older!

First, Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about

your age and start bragging about it.

Second, The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in

line for.

Third, Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want

people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and

some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth, When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to

youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth, You know you are getting old when every thing either dries up

or leaks.

Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh, One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that

it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth, One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has

been.

Ninth, Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth, Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.